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Buster the BoxerSquirrels run in fear for their lives. I am an expert in begging, a Veteran in bone burying and an outlaw in Pet-smart. I am, the most interesting Boxer in the world….@Ruff,ruff

 

                                                                                                                                                                     

A flower falls, even though we love it; and a weed grows, even though we do not love it and Bacon,  it just tastes great @Mmmmmm

I try to misbehave appropriately….@Ruff,ruff  

I wish I had a “friend with benefits.” But the friend would own a Butcher shop, and the benefits would be free Bacon…..@Mmmmm

Raining Cats and Dogs…..why can’t it rain Bacon and Eggs? Sighhhhh…..@Bol

I will not apologize for being awesome….@Ruff,ruff

Bacon is meat candy…..@Mmmmm

Some people measure success  by the position one has mastered in life…mines Doggy….@Ruff,ruff 

I’m trying to learn yoga…..I’m pretty sure that I have the “Dog lying on his ass” move perfected….@Ruff,ruff

Why do humans always ask me, “Who’s a good boy?”  I find that question quite patronizing…..@Ruff,ruff     

Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there’s  a giant Dog with a tiny woman in its purse…@Bol 

“B” is for Bacon! That’s good enough for me! @Ruff,ruffNose

If there’s anything better than Bacon and chasing  Squirrels, I’d sure like to know what it is….@Ruff,ruff

It”s all fun and games, till you get your chew toy taken away…..@Grrrrrrr

☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Wants  Some Bacon @Ruff,ruff

They say money can’t buy you happiness; but it can buy you a crap load of Bacon and that’s pretty damn close…@Ruff,ruff

Bacon burps,  are sexy…@Ruff,ruff

If there’s no Bacon in Heaven, I’m not going! @Ruff,ruff

When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide…@Ruff,ruff

Love many, trust few, and learn to fetch your own stick…@Ruff,ruff

If you’re reading this, congratulations you’re alive. And if that’s not something to smile about then I don’t know what is ….@Ruff,ruff

Let us cultivate love and compassion, both of which give life true meaning, just like belly rubs and bacon ….@Ruff, ruff

Got Bacon? @Ruff,ruff  

Licking Bacon Crumbs off your keyboard in the morning is something everyone does, right? @Ruff,ruff

I’m the good thing, that comes in small packages….@WMTQ

I wonder if my life would be better, if I wrapped it in Bacon?@BolPheww

Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee, fart like a Boxer ….@Ruff,ruff

No one ever asks me, “Who’s a good boy?”  It’s just assumed that I am…@Ruff,ruff

I can charm a Cat out of its squeak toy, I always ride Shotgun in the car and I’ve never bitten off more then I can chew. I am, the most interesting Boxer in the world…@Ruff,ruff

I can smell Bacon cooking from miles away, I’ve buried more Bones then I can remember and I don’t play “Fetch”. I am an expert in Butt sniffing and once humped Fergie’s leg. I am the most interesting Boxer in the world…@Ruff,ruff

It was I, who, let the Dogs out, I have my own stock of Bacon, I can out-run a Greyhound and I groom myself. I am the most interesting Boxer in the world…@Ruff,ruff

Be thankful today…in Dog years, you’re dead…@Ruff,ruff

Love fades….Bacon is forever! @Ruff,ruff

Buster the Boxer
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